Locked Out

Though it shudnt surprise those who know me well that I keep on getting myself into stupid situations or doing stupid things. They'd rather say that I am stupid being so its quite common for me, anyways coming to the topic of post. This Friday dated
30-May-09 I managed to come out of my house and forgot both yes not 1 but both the pair of keys of house inside. I wonder what these fair skinned idiots thought while building this auto-lock system in doors like computers alas we always have to remember the password in our grey matter rather than carry it in our pocket. Funny ain't but sure enuff itz not believe and you'll believe it when you know why-
1a. The prop mgrs - sir we dnt have the keys to ur house it wud be with the owner, but if we'd had them we'd charge you 150$ for sending them over[ohh yeah like they are keys to ur world bank you as*(()(e]
1b. The property managers told me to either call the locksmith which locked out his shop and ran away to celebrate the gud/bad friday early.
2. If not he'll send someone with a ladder or equipment to enter in the house, ohh how sweet -- no the bugger said every hour the man wud be charged 100$ (Bloody He^&^&&) n they say why US is in recession, no doubts at all.
3. Safe passage call the owner - voila what we get he's in Washington celebrating the long weekend from the previous weekend and continuing over from the weekend before that may be. Well how else he's earning his money rather than leasing his house to such idiots, ok boss but i can take the keys to home from ur reidence in NY?
Ans: No Ka(Y)pil i am carrying the keys[I am thinking wat the hell is he carrying keys for an apt which he has rented and he itz not supposed to exist on the map where he is rite now(washington)] Ka(Y)pil I feel sorry for you but if you can survive the night I can come tomw[assuming you pay me a fine] -- Bugger off.... I'll better go for option 2:

So the guy came after fightin with the traffic that day some 45 minutes later and just opened the room like we open maruti in India with sliding a plane object and pushing up the look from the slanted side.
cost incurred-100$

wat a nightmare, thank God I took my beer out with me and thanks to my new beautiful neighbour she gave me one more before dancing her to meet her date.

WAT a Life, it sure sucks but itz interesting ;))